So my mom just caught me looking at clop...

Or rather, caught me looking at "porn". She came in and looked at me. Panicking, my hand shot to my monitors off button to which she gave a sly grin and asked, "Why'd you turn it off?"

My panic made me stutter, eliminating any chance at playing it off smoothly, so I simply dipped my head and stated, "I did a bad thing..."

"Were you watching porn?" she asked, her cheeky grin maintaining.

Kevin, my friend who was sitting to my left merely chuckled as I helplessly nodded. I thought for sure that I was going to be thrown out of my house right then and there. My heart racing, my legs quaking, my hands shaking, I was surprised to hear her say "If that goes on my cable bill, you're paying for it. Now why don't you and Kevin go get some lunch and bring me back a large, unsweet tea."

She then placed a twenty on the desk before me and walked out, shutting the door behind her.

Relief flooded me then, though I was still shaking like a leaf. Turning to Kevin, I smiled broadly, glad of my luck, and said to him "Good thing it's free!".

The best part is, she didn't even ask what kind of porn it was! She was completely oblivious that I was looking at clop! So y'know what? Ask me anything!! I'm in a good humor right now!