[Store] Simon's Sunday Football store of everything but unusuals

Hey there mates, I've been looking to finally buy an unusual. The only one I've had before was a smoking Hetman's, and boy was it horrible. I'm looking to sell most of my backpack and buy an Orbiting Fire Brown Bomber, or a Steaming Brown Bomber, so if you're selling either of those, please let me know! All items are at or around backpack prices.

FAQ

• Do I purchase items? Yes, I am always looking to liquidate people, or just buy a bunch of items you might be selling. Please do not offer me bulk items, if you are not expecting a bulk price. I have had countless people trade me, have me add up over 50 items (which takes for damn ever), just to end with herp derp what's liquidation and you buy full price or no deal. Do not waste my time. /endrant

• Do I get a discount for buying in bulk? Yes, but don't try and tell me two items is considered bulk, it isn't.

• Do you accept items as payment? Yes, but it depends on the item. I don't tend to expect an overpay unless you are paying in a bunch of items, or items I know I will never sell. With that said, I like items just as much as metals and keys. It could be a combination of all three if that is what you would like to do.

• Are the prices here firm, or do you negotiate? Again, depends on the item, generally the more expensive ones I am more flexible on though. Also, if you are buying more than one or two items, I will be more flexible.

• Do I sell normal weapons? Yes, I sell all clean weapons for one scrap each. If you are looking for one, just shoot my a message and I'll let you know if I have one in stock.

• I take Craft hats as 1.22, Keys as 2.66, buds as 28 keys.

Rare Promos

• Max's Severed Head (Level 1, White) - 2 buds

Genuines

• Genuine Crafty Hair (Level 1) - 8 ref
• Genuine Machina (renamed 'Mighty Faggot Hunter') - 2.66 ref
• Genuine Point and Shoot (Level 10) - 8 ref

Normal Hats

• Archimedes (Level 60) - 8 ref
• Berliner's Bucket Helm (Level 51) - 1.33 ref
• Crone's Dome (Level 82) - 4 ref
• Haunted Crone's Dome (Level 97, White) - 10 ref
• Deus Specs (Level 10, Uncraftable) - 1.66 ref
• Dragonborn Helmet (Level 10) - 2 ref
• Fallen Angel (Level 76) - .11 ref
• Fed-Fightin' Fedora (Level 80, Uncraftable) - .66 ref
• Gentleman's Ushanka (Level 68, Pink - 216) - 2 ref
• Infernal Impaler (Level 13) - 2 ref
• Last Breath (Level 13) - 10 ref
• Menpo (Level 21) - 2.66 ref
• Nine-Pipe Problem (Level 34) - 4 ref
• Nine-Pipe Problem (Level 75) - 4 ref
• One-Man Army (Level 10) - 1.66 ref
• Pyromancer's Mask (Level 71) - 2 ref
• Scottish Snarl (Level 27, Uncraftable) - .11 ref
• Spooky Shoes (Level 68) - 1.66 ref
• Team Captain (Level 51) - 5.66 ref
• Teufort Tooth Kicker (Level 10) - 6.66 ref
• Track Terrorizer (Level 16) - 2.66 ref
• Villain's Veil (Level 88) - 2.66 ref
• Virtual Reality Headset (Level 10) - 1.66 ref
• Haunted Wraith Wrap (Level 51) - 4 ref
• Your Worst Nightmare (Level 10) - 2 ref

Strange Weapons

• Strange Flame Thrower - .66 ref
• Strange Force-A-Nature x 2 - .33 ref
• Strange Knife - 1 ref
• Strange Market Gardener - .33 ref
• Strange Overdose x 2 - .22 ref
• Strange Persian Persuader x 2 - .22 ref
• Strange Reserve Shooter - 2 ref
• Strange Rocket Launcher - 1 ref
• Strange Rust Botkiller Stickybomb Launcher - 2 ref
• Strange Soda Popper - 1.66 ref
• Strange Tomislav - .44 ref
• Strange Your Eternal Reward - 5 ref

Vintage Weapons All are one reclaimed each, except for the Kritzkrieg

• Vintage Ambassador
• Vintage Buff Banner
• Vintage Chargin' Targe
• Vintage Direct Hit x 2
• Vintage Equalizer x 4
• Vintage Escape Plan (Level 10) x 2
• Vintage Eyelander
• Vintage Flare Gun
• Vintage Force-A-Nature
• Vintage Kritzkrieg
• Vintage Pain Train x 2
• Vintage Razorback x 2
• Vintage Scotsman's Skullcutter
• Vintage Southern Hospitality
• Vintage Tribalman's Shiv

Paint

• A Deep Commitment to Purple - 1.33 ref
• After Eight x 2 - 4 ref

Tools

• Decal Tool - 1 ref
• Dueling Mini-Game - .33 ref
• Strange Part: Allies Extinguished - 1 ref
• Strange Part: Buildings Destroyed - 5.33 ref
• Strange Part: Kills While Explosive Jumping - .66 ref
• Taunt: The Meet the Medic x 2 - 1.33 ref

If you would like to trade with me either: leave a comment on here, send me a PM on here, or send me a message via Steam on my profile. Looking to buy it all? If you have the metal / keys / buds / we may be able to work something out, but serious inquiries only.

Need to get in touch with me on Steam, but don't feel like copying and pasting that pesky code on my flair? For your convenience.

Happy trading! Current status: ONLINE