[TOMT] Comedy track about running over a man on the New Jersey Turnpike.

This was a track on a comedy album I believe. Pretty sure the first words are "I hit a guy with my car one time". Guy tells a story about running over a man that was trying to commit suicide on the New Jersey Turnpike. After hitting the man he stops and a car load of old ladies stop as well and freak out when they see the dead man's shoes under the car because they think there's another dead body. There is some soft, chill music playing in the background the whole time.