Fancy boob light

Anyone ever notice
That ceiling light fixtures look like boobs?
Fancy large boobs
Complete with nipples
Right know i'm trying to think of ways to rhyme
But really i'd rather just climb
on a chair
Put my lips
Up there
And suck
Just a little
Oh fuck
It tastes like fancy milk
With goldflakes and alcohol in it
Slides down like silk
To my belly
God its delicious
Rather viscous
Suddenly I am transported
To a magical place
No time for my thoughts to be sorted
Leprechauns! Unicorns! Naked midgets!
Oh my
My limbs begin to fidget
I melt
And awake
In my room
What an amazing dream
Actually made me cream
A little
I go to the bathroom
To urinate
Then FLOOM
Out spills liquid gold!
My brain folds
BIn on itself
Because I realize I will be forever rich
Thank you fancy boob light
You made all my dreams take flight.