[PC][Xbox][PSN][Switch] I will give away Showoff Burnt Ault + A couple Alpinist on ANY platform if I am made a mod of this subreddit.

#THIS PLACE IS THE WILD WEST #We don't need a philatropist #We don't need a pizza boy #WE NEED A CLOWN 🤡

Way I see it, the good people of this town want two things out of their mods:

-Curate Interesting Posts
-Give free credits to the poor

Now, I can't speak much to #2. I like giving away RP goal explosions to newbies, but NoCrust is insane. I can't give away casheroonie, but I spend way too much time surfing the reddits.

Why? Eh ..why not ?

It's clear the current mod of this subreddit is wierdly generous, overly verbose and never finishes his pizza.

I want to continue the tradition of naming subs after myself, with a couple of minor adjustments. When I come around, I'd like to do the following:

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Could I be an Good mod? Nooo! I don't really have a clue what is involved. I mainly like to make myself laugh and maybe others if I'm lucky. My wife just rolled her eyes at me when I tried to describe this post.

But..

#Here at r/ncrst, we like laughs and free credits. And I am fully prepared to dissapoint your low expectations.💪 #So whaddaya say, u/ncrst ?

Look at your subreddit, ask the users who spam the most in the hopes of seeing the twinkle in your eye & see what they think of me. I think you'll find a vague apathy and confusion sufficient to not get the sarcasm in this post.

#--Thanks--