Oh my, what a brave API.

import narwal
import random
import string #Don't think I'm even using this one. Anyways..
import urllib2


session = narwal.connect('ERMAHGERD_BOT', 'shit', user_agent="Using the Narwal API, this bot is made to comment on people with an ermahgerd translation of theirs.*")
from time import sleep 
from random import choice

while True:
	for i in range(1):
		try:
			from random import randint 
			SubList = [ 'IAMA', 'AskReddit', 'Politics', 'Atheism', 'Iama', 'pics'] #'IAMA', 'AskReddit', 'Politics', 'Atheism', 'Iama', 'pics',  choice(SubList)
			Shit = session.comments()[1] 
			TheStringYouNeed = str(Shit).replace (" ", "%20")
			html = urllib2.urlopen('http://labs.syropia.net/ermahgerd/api/translate.php?body=' + TheStringYouNeed).read()
			trueOutput = html[4:]
			print trueOutput
			print str(Shit) 
			if "ERMAHGERD_BOT" in str(Shit):
				print "No"
				continue
			else:
				Shit.upvote() 
				decoded_string = trueOutput.decode('string_escape')
				comment = Shit.comment(decoded_string)
			
			
		except:
			print "Oops!  Error occured."
			sleep(2.00)
			continue
		
	else:
		print 'Done, restarting..' 
		sleep(3.00)

http://www.reddit.com/user/ERMAHGERD_BOT

http://www.reddit.com/user/ERMAHGERD_BOT/about.json