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Posted Jul 8, 2023, 3:20 AM UTC
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Bruh. I had to get my wisdom teeth out. They drop me off I get in the chair. Doc comes in and puts the big ass needle to my mouth. Left side. Perfectly normal. Right side, I can feel the liquid pooling in my cheek. He’s just spraying it. I tell him I need to spit and that it was all the numbing stuff I spit.
Dude says. You’re fine, begins on left side. I could hear crunching but couldn’t feel. Then he moves to right side. Crunches tooth, doc I feel it. He says oh what want me to call your mama. He pulled last two out. I felt it all. What a dick
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Dude I told everyone when I got out about my wisdom teeth removal and they couldn’t believe that all they did was half-ass numb my shit. Everyone else tells me they got put to sleep for their procedure but not us. It’s like were in a damn Saw movie. What an ass for telling you to get over it while they’re out here performing mid-evil ass surgery. This ain’t the 1400s give me the gas bro!
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I was also awake for the whole thing.mine wasn't as bad as your but my teeth have begun to spread because they were removed.
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They let me keep mine. Every dentist tries to convince me to get rid of the fuckers but I decline. I understand they cause some people problems but mine are fine. Why the fuck would you get rid of 4 perfectly functional teeth?
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lol its "medieval" there devil
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I’d be like you can try to call her but she’s probably busy pegging your sissy ass daddy in his little sissy asshole. Hurry up I got a date with your mama after this shit sir.
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Navy fixed my teeth.
Prosthetics, braces, double jaw surgery, now I looks fantastic. Thanks to all my Doctors over the years.
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Had all 4 wisdom teeth cut out at once. They gave me the Novocaine shots and shoved a tarp in my mouth but i could still feel the tooth fragments falling into my throat.
After they were done i walked back to the shop to prove i had dental work done. Then i walked to the barracks to lie down.
When i tell that to civilians they almost die from the shock.
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Bullshit you went to dental! Open your mouth and let all the blood run down your face..
Be back after chow.
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I remember telling dental to not fuck with my teeth after they pointed to my porcelain crown telling me it was a cavity and they were going to drill it and fill it. Jesus christ
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Damn this hit home, had wisdom teeth done in oki.
This motherfucker was using pliers and standing over me while I heard the bone cracking in my mouth.
Fuck you Dr. navy guy .
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I had some dental work done, and they put a dental damn in my mouth to prevent anything from falling down my throat.
Basically, it's a giant trampoline in your mouth.
Never had that done before or after.
WTF Navy dentists? Is this some gay porn thing?
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Do you remember anything after they knocked you out and ran train on your throat? If you don’t, they probably did.
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My experience was in PI when they pulled my wisdom teeth the numbing agent didn't work so I felt everything. They told me to grunt if it hurts so I was like urrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh which made them start yanking like they were playing tug of war with my face
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I thought the wisdom tooth thing was to make sure there’s no chance of them causing problems if you go downrange
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I had a root canal done it only took about 6 months to complete it all.
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Bruh swear to God I got a literal cleaning done in pendleton and NGL I never went to that shit again. Pay ya boy a box of monsters and never get near them chainsaw massacre mother fuckers again
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Removed all of my wisdom teeth in bootcamp. Not because they were bothering me but because they remove everyones I guess. I've come to believe they just do dental work on us for practice. Not only did they remove them, they told me one was hooked at the root and they had to fucking pulverize the thing to get it out. So while he was chisseling in my mouth he tells me to "sit still" angrily as if I could control what he was doing to my mouth. Left me with the happy thought that they may not have gotten out all the broken pieces (I'm pretty sure they did). I hate the dentist but I somehow HATE military dentist's ten times more.
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I'm sorry they messed you up. I had the best dental experience when I was in (07-2011). I thought they worked fast but carefully. I didn't have much pain after my tooth extractions and root canal. My neighbor served in the Navy and she also liked the Navy dentist and now she's a 2nd year dental student.
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Lol, this reminded me that I had a dental procedure two years ago when I was still in and I don’t even remember what it was…
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Because wisdom teeth can push your other teeth all out wack, as well as other dental and jaw issues. Just easier to pull them than wait and see if they do anything if you are over seas.
Just be glad that tonsils aren't being removed 'just because' anymore. Imagine the aches and pains of navel surgery and not getting any ice cream afterwards.
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Little a hole torchered me with his wisdom teeth removal skills
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like with a blow torch?
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I cant spell
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lol
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There’s a reason they are in the navy as a dentist and not a civilian making bank.
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Had 4 pulled at PI. 16 numbing shots and a lot of weird noises. Other than that, I never had issues with dental. I used to go every 6 months for a cleaning. Dental is much better when your teeth aren't fucked from monsters and dip.
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I had to have a cavity filled once. Dental was maybe like a half mile from our bricks. They sat me in the chair, shot me up with novocaine and started poking around and I could feel everything. I told the dentist and he acted like I was bullshitting him. Starts poking around at my gums asking "can you feel this??" "Yup...". So, they give me another shot and that area of my mouth finally went numb. By the time I got back to the bricks the novocaine had worn off.
All I could think was thank fuck it was just a simple filling and not some indepth procedure because that shit would have worn off half way through. I was never the type to be afraid of going to the dentist but, after that, I'm always anxious/nervous when I need to have anything more than a cleaning done.
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I had all 4 pulled in bootcamp, awake, and the dentist didn’t give the anesthetic enough time to set in. That was fucking torture
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The worst dental Experience I ever had was a fucking Cleaning done by a fucking reservist Lt Commander, I think the cocksucker was pissed because he had to do a bullshit task like cleaning teeth on his drill time, That motherfucker used ZERO numbing and set to work with what felt like fishhooks, a screwdriver and a chisel. For the next three days I woke up with dried blood all over my pillow case. If I ever see that fucker again I'm going to kick him in the dick-flap.