No no no, they're too busy watching character model animations and rolling. I've heard some of them press X to go faster and tilt the joystick this way and that. A couple of them still show up in someone else's game, standing around for five minutes before they click a portal and spam a single key on the their keyboard before leaving the game to rejoin another with a similar name. Oh, and have you heard of what those other folks are doing, putting things in their crosshairs and pressing a button? Which reminds me, have you ever tried that one game where you jump from one thing to the next? Not to be confused with the one where you manage an inventory, oh no sir.
No no no, they're too busy watching character model animations and rolling. I've heard some of them press X to go faster and tilt the joystick this way and that. A couple of them still show up in someone else's game, standing around for five minutes before they click a portal and spam a single key on the their keyboard before leaving the game to rejoin another with a similar name. Oh, and have you heard of what those other folks are doing, putting things in their crosshairs and pressing a button? Which reminds me, have you ever tried that one game where you jump from one thing to the next? Not to be confused with the one where you manage an inventory, oh no sir.