Reddit golf, help me find the perfect bag!

There are 2 things that I'll consistently spend more time and energy on researching than even what vehicle I drive: golf push carts, and golf bags.

It is time for a new golf bag, and I am having a hard time with the amount of information I'm actually looking for.

Maybe r/golf can help me out or lead me in the right direction? :) I have virtually no budget for the bag that checks all the boxes, but like I'm probably not gonna drop $1k or something outrageous. But $200, $300, $400 bags etc. are all in play, maybe even more.

I primarily walk with a push cart. I will play in (light to medium) rain no problem.

I have zero brand preference.

Looking for:

• Stand bag
• Reasonably lightweight and/or slender style if possible; not the chonky bois of those big cart bags; need this thing to fit in my car easily
• Reasonably water resistant if possible
• 14-way top is a must this time
• Highly preferably full length dividers, or at least a good club management system under the 14-way top (not just an open cavity)
• Removable walking straps - my current stand bag they are not removable and it drives me absolutely nuts
• I would love to find one with a separate putter well tube, not just the 14-way top front slot "putter well" I use a mallet style so it'd be great if I could get the coveted separate tube for it
• I saw on a Ping bag in a pro shop recently a magnetic/spring close pocket, no zipper - it was awesome. I would love that
• Water bottle holder on my current stand bag is pretty nice - would love to have that again, it might even be a must have. It holds a 32 oz. hydroflask perfectly well. I also use this to hold my tri-fold pop-up camping chair to wait on slow players in front, which is the most important feature.
• Insulated cooler pocket would be a huge plus
• I just need like 3 pockets other than than, nothing crazy. 1 for balls, I usually carry no more than about 8. 1 for phone and wallet and stuff. and 1 for sunscreen, coozies, gloves. The big side pockets i never really use

Can y'all help a guy out? I ain't finding many options that check off half of this list.

Thanks in advance.