Failure to die

Over three days I tried to suffocate myself, jump off I bridge (I slipped and fell the wrong way, breaking my arm) poison myself (I threw up), overdose (I just fell asleep), hang myself with a belt (it snapped), hang myself with a cord (it snapped), hang myself with a wire (sleeping pills took too long to take effect), slashed my wrists with a razor (I looked up how to do it right), drown myself, electrocute myself in the bath, and then tried to poison myself again. I think I might be immortal.