HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JEIMER CANDELARIO?

HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS?

Posted Aug 3, 2023, 2:23 AM UTC

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Reasonable-Pop-103•

JC?

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OK_GloomerChicago Cubs•

His middle name is Frederico

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Kilowog2814Save Ferris•

WWJCD

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HappyAndHoernySlap a $20 on me•

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Jeimer 4 for 4 with a BB.

Amen.

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jmchaoChicago Cubs•

I always thought the savior would be a closer, because Jesus saves

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Way more productive than Jesus was before turning 30.

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BorgBorg10•

I think it’s spelled Mike Tauchman?

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phantomzeroOPChicago Cubs•

BLASPHEMY! BURN THE HERETIC!

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BorgBorg10•

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LOWERCASEvK•

Mike Tauchman is the John the Baptist preparing the way for Jeimer by getting on base.

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Take_Exit_Left•

u/riderz__of_brohan called me an idiot for wanting the Cubs to sign him in the offseason.

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Riderz__of_BrohanCEO, Schwarber Defense Task Force•

l never said that, you’re coping from me calling you out about being wrong about Bellinger and Swanson

“You really don’t think spending 20 million for Bellinger to put up 1 WAR is bad?”

-/u/Take_Exit_Left

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Take_Exit_Left•

I’m not coping. You were a dick to me because I wanted Senga, Yoshida, and Candelario. All of which are having amazing seasons right now. None of which are over paid.

You digging through thousands of comments is coping.

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Riderz__of_BrohanCEO, Schwarber Defense Task Force•

I wanted Senga. You want me to pull up the comments? I’ve never said a word about Yoshida in my entire life. I was indifferent on Candelario. You’re 0/3

You didn’t want to get Bellinger and Swanson. Both of whom are the two best position players on the Cubs this year with Amazing seasons. Now you’re 0/5

Digging through thousands of comments

It’s literally a 5 second search, keep coping :)

I have proof, you’re outright lying

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Take_Exit_Left•

Dude you ridiculed me for wanting Senga and Yoshida on those contracts

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My god the shitposts are so good rn

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