Why is Hekimoglu with Steve Fridge? Is he gonna be on QI?

Alternate universe where Stevie Boil (secretly billiards's son) and 9 bedroom duplex mansion are friends and quatre-homme, pursuit, cameroon, underageteen, table and cutlery failed medical school.

You'll be very surprised to know that sarcoidosis and tuberculosis are gonna make some BIG APPEARANCES in this version of the show

Soupy twist

This is some silly nonsense right here