I wonder how he feels about kids paddling the school canoe

And now the paddling of the swollen ass... with paddles.

Talking out of turn, that's a paddling.

Looking out the window, that's a paddling.

Staring at my sandals, that's a paddling.

Paddling the school canoe, you better believe that's a paddling.

Tell me you’re from 19th century without telling me you’re from 19th century.

Have you noticed that the Crossing The Desert is a lot like the Unblinking Eye? And it's exactly like the Wreck of the Hesperus.

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!