While it was true that Lucas died a virgin,

the mortician saw to it that he wasn't buried as one.

Posted Aug 28, 2023, 11:39 PM UTC

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bigoldgeek•

Bravo. Disgusting.

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Busterx8•

Good job, Morty

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Borothebaryonyxyt•

Reminds me of a true story where the patient of a doctor died and he kept her body preserved in the same bed as he treated her for years.

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FlamingoHour904•

Disturbing. All these 2 sentence horrors that have people working in morgues banging the corpses. I work in a morgue. I'm a death investigator. These hurtful statements are offensive. No one is banging corpses there. That I'm aware of. Yet. Fuck...

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ExecTankard•

Just keep repeating “It’s only a story, it’s only a story…”

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Flatulent_Thunder•

That just means they're not getting caught. People bang things. Stop making it about you and your feelings. People like you are what's wrong with the world. "It's hurtful and offensive." No. It's not. It's a post on Reddit. Grow up.

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