Going on holiday with my GF tomorrow

Tomorrow me and my gf are going on our summer holiday. While she is relaxed, drinking cocktails and bathing in the sun, this is when I plan to pursuade her about BBC.

I'm planning to tell her that I had a dream about her that I found really got, woke up with a boner and had to jerk off thinking about it. And ideas when I should tell her I drempt about specifically?

Hopefully there might be a big black man staying at our hotel, I'm sure she will catch his attention