I hit a deer once goin out for a romantic screw in the back of a minivan on the side of a country road before prom. Drove back through and I dragged the poor sucker off the road. :((( Went to prom and had about as nice a time as me n my partner at the time could considering nobody would ever speak to either one of us.

YEARSSS later my Mom tells me about this big ole long crack in the plastic on just under the hood and I look and I'm like yep. I did that Mom, hit a deer like 10 years ago on the way to prom. She was like... nuh uh, that wasnt there before hahahaha I was like if you say so Mommo but I made that crack happen cuz I looked right at it after stopping the car that night and was like AW UH OH.

Still doesnt believe me HAHA

What was the most ingenious way you told your parents that you screwed up?