Sports related tragedeigh

I found this one scrolling through my sports social media. I am a fan of the Columbus Crew and follow various subs and such related to the team.

One day I find someone has named their baby to something related to the Crew. My first thought was that they named their baby after a legend of the club (Brian, Frankie, etc.), which I would understand someone doing.

No. This couple decided to name their son AFTER THE TEAM.

Crewzden. I don’t even know how this name was derived. I shudder at the thought of this kid explaining to someone he’s named after a damn soccer team.