TobyMcguire52Shot a Digital Javelin•

Give him a heartache? LMAO why is this the funniest part of the meme for me.

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Intelligent_Union261OP•

Hey hey not all of us can read or write gud 🤣

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_PercCobain_Kbay’s Golden Skates•

Where’s the hungover under age debil to also spice things up

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psyb3r0•

She did say she was 22 and if I now have the STD why are we not looking for someone else?

Life is unfair, so I just stare at the stain on the wall wherethe TV'd been,
but ever since we've moved in it's been empty
Life is a test, but I confess I like this mess I've made so far
Grade on a curve and you'll observe I'm right below the horizon.

Pro tip to everyone take all the Mondays off. I just want to hear about all the great tats everyone discovers Monday morning.

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Fatty_McFatsalot•

I don’t see “random urinalysis”

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MajesticsElevenFADING and INTERMITTENT•

Do you think they (the planeteers) had orgies on their tropical island base?

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Intelligent_Union261OP•

Of course, with Captain Planet filming

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MajesticsElevenFADING and INTERMITTENT•

No the monkey films, Captain Planet is the bull

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Intelligent_Union261OP•

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VeggieOmeletOverLordBoot Band Bandit •

I guess showing up to the platoon PFT at 04 stupid with a fresh light duty chit isn’t in the bingo cards. The screams from my SSGT hit different that glorious morning.

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