friendlylifecherry•

Wait why have you been on a call for nearly 8 hours?

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NotModAshOP•

I regularly hit the 24hr hard cap for phone calls. I'm just an extremely social person and I have enough people that enjoy discussing random crap or debating for hours.

My work allows me to do this. I can work and engage in recreation at the same time.

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secretbudgieGeorgia 🍑🌳•

[How to use the company phone to torrent movies]

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lalaxoxo__•

extremely social person

Then why aren't you being SOCIAL and instead at home on the phone?

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NotModAshOP•

The bills don't pay themselves

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sudopm•

Why not use a real communication app at that point? Phone call audio quality is awful and the noise suppression is even worse.

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NotModAshOP•

Haven't found one that works better

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Professional_Sky8384Georgia 🍑🌳•

That comeback about uvalde was admittedly pretty funny, if a bit grim

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OkCalligrapher8241•

Exceot for the fact that the response time wasn't that long and the biggest issues were with the school employees and the dumbass school police chief... yeah, I guess it would be funny.

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No-Courage-1202•

You don’t need internet to call 911 this person is just stupid

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wdyz89•

Not stupid; uninformed

In the UK you can use the Internet and voip services to call 999; in America you don't even need mobile phone service to call 911, however a lot of voip services can't be used for 911

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red_five11•

You do need service to call 911 but data roaming is automatically on for 911 so it might seem like u have no signal but it’ll use whatever companies tower there is

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wdyz89•

I meant that you don't have to have like a mobile phone plan or even prepaid to call 911. Your phone probably does need to be able to connect to a cell tower, but i know every phone i've ever picked up displayed emergency call capabilities even when it didn't have an active plan/pre-paid.

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ChessGM123Minnesota ❄️🧤•

So do fires and personally injuries just not exist in England? Emergency services are more than just police.

You also don’t need internet to make a phone call.

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jackinsomniac•

They're probably just not explaining it correctly. The Wi-Fi is probably split into guest and main networks, and all they do is schedule the guest network to be offline at certain times. The main network is likely always active

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8 hours on call with someone is kinda crazy tho

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wdyz89•

Not really lol

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I guess I just don't get the point. Maybe I spend too much time outside doing things.

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wdyz89•

That's fair asf. Some of us spend a lot of time at home doing things, some of us spend a lot of time outside doing things.

In either case you can easily spend 8 hours in a call (:

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wittyvonskitsum•

America: gets it’s feelings hurt when someone makes a valid observation about anything related to guns

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Lake_laogai27•

Theres nothing valid about what they said. You dont need internet to call 911 and most schools will not need to. It also doesnt compare or relate to schools in UK at all, and there's no observation made.

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wittyvonskitsum•

No way for him to know that since he’s in the UK 🤦‍♂️

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robertswifts•

If he doesn’t know then he shouldn’t assume things about something so controversial now should he?

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flypapertastetest•

America doesn't have feelings. It's a land mass. You're thinking of Americans. They're people and have feelings. You can go back to the boring existence of combing through an American focused sub to find things to make fun of America for.

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wittyvonskitsum•

Its funny seeing Americans coping with the fact that their country is going down the shitter 🤡 gravy seals patriots pouting about “oThEr CuNtReEs’ OpInIoNs” as if they don’t have front row seats to their own home burning down

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flypapertastetest•

Uh huh, or maybe we just don't really want to listen to folks that don't actually live here.

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wittyvonskitsum•

Oh I live here. Biden boy is really putting the country through his rectum

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Diksun-Solo•

They're not wrong about the cops in Uvalde. Complete jokes

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wdyz89•

Dark humor is valid.

Especially given the comical idea that UK police might've actually done something after getting there, while American cops just waited outside during an active shooter scenario at that elementary school

I mean even just taking the notion that we've normalized school shootings instead of confronting the fact that we Americans (including police) shouldn't be armed with firearms to this degree.

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Savagemaw•

Tbf, the Uvalde cops are pussies. And they had USCBP agents there. Like... wtf.

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TheUnclaimedOne•

Ok but that response time joke was a good one

Original, funny, and unexpected

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