I know, i should lose some weight. I’m trying to work on that. I know, almost any bike other then a gold wing or Harley fat boy (fitting i know) would look ridiculous under me. I don’t care. I want something fun, light, (again, i know, ironic) and cheap, (around $3-6k) and not too fast. I’m not trying to get myself killed JUST yet. Decently new, 2019 and newer. Brand new preferably. Another issue is that I’ve never ridden a motorcycle. Heck, I’ve barely ridden a bicycle. But you gotta start somewhere right? I love all bikes, but i figure the best place to start for me was the naked/standard class. So i have a few pics of some bikes that I’ve acquired (stolen) from the internet that i think would fit my budget and my wants.

#1 : H-D street 750
Love the aesthetic of the Harley smaller displacement might mean I don’t kill myself as fast.

#2 : H-D sportster iron 883
Much of the same with the first. Mostly personal preference

#3 : Honda CB class. 
Now we get into the Japanese naked bikes. Not as *aesthetic* as the Harleys but still very cool none the less.

#4 : Kawi Z class.
Again like the Hondas, small. Cheap. Lightweight. If i drop it on my leg, I don’t run THAT much risk of shattering it in six places. 

#5 : suzuki SV class
Any of these bikes are interchangeable, I don’t care about the displacement on them, just want manageable power for a novice.

#6 : yammie MT-0 series 
You get the idea. Learner bikes. 

One day I’d like to upgrade to a honest to goodness full fairing sport bike, or a big cruiser, or both. I don’t know. What are your thoughts? Am i insane? Should i try quitting being so fat before i even entertain the thought of a motorcycle? Probably! Let me know your suggestions. if i missed any bikes in my similar price point or style please inform me. Thanks!

I’m 5’ 8” 350 LBS with a 60” waist and a 32” inseam. I’ve never ridden a motorcycle, where should I start?