I met a very wall-eyed lady last night.
I did not ask if she was Derpy Hooves.
Posted Jan 22, 2013, 11:11 PM UTC
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That would have been pretty rude...
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I had never seen one before! I am prepared now.
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Did you ask if she was Ditzy Do?
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sigh, no. I was too busy listening to her rant about the Pumpkin Ale.
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I like your humor....alot
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My dry wit knows no bounds.
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She probably doesn't even know what that is
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If she is that fanatical about Pumpkin ale, I'd be concerned about her possible brony nature. That reminds me that the girl I am going on a date with on Saturday has drawn ponies for her cousins but has never seen the show. I got my foot in the door!
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I have that problem. My right eye is the one that tends to be off just a bit off. AMA
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It was the opposite for her. My eyes are nearly equal strength(based on eye chart readings). However, I am predisposed to turn my head to right when paying attention to a lecture or something. I am right eye dominant for sighting a firearm, however, I see only the left side of my nose when I look down. I don't understand it. Also, I get focal migraines sometimes. Losing vision is not so fun! I have also had a subconjunctival hemorrhage twice - nickel sized blood spot above my iris. The second time was smaller.
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Bucked*
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Ducked*
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Trucked*
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Mucked
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That was probably for the best.
I tried not to stare. Then I realized I was making normal eye contact.