The hottest thing imaginable has happened and all I can do now is be jealous. So fucking jealous

It's never good to be jealous. Jealousy can be all consuming, totally unbearable. But sometimes, every so often, something that happens warrants it. I feel like I'm in that situation right now. I'm in a situation where jealousy is the only reasonable, rational reaction.

Put simply, something has happened to my friend that is so fucking hot it defies all explanation. I'm hoping there are those out there who want to hear about what happened, and can tell me whether I should be jealous or not. I mean, your opinion might be no, but truthfully I know you'd just reinforce that the answer is yes. Reach out if you're someone who has time, and I'd love to share.