Headcanon: Ron is the Lance [Spoilers] 2.41

Just started a relisten of S1. In the picture of the Lance's family, his dog, 1, is described as being like Falcor. The Lance is also, quite notably, a businessman.

My new headcanon is that Ron somehow (intentionally or not) got transported back in time, either forgot or changed his and Rogue's names, and started a business in the lucrative sector of "non-voluntary labour."