Ask me a question and I'll answer with the title of a K-pop song

I originally posted this on r/kpoopheads after seeing someone do this on r/eurobeat, but it got deleted for not being circlejerk enough (which I probably should have expected anyhow). But it was such a fun game with so much potential, and I couldn't let it go just like that. It's self-explanatory — you ask a question and I'll answer with the title of a K-pop song. Of course, I'll try to have my answers funny as that's the spirit of the game. Let's do this!