Women over 40 (NSFW chat prompt)

Having not been touched by a man for 7 years, I’ve come to the sad realisation that as a woman past useful age, I should have dramatic plastic surgery to correct my saggy body, nullifying my tits and my crotch, and implanting a fleshlight between my legs. Anyone want to chat with me about this and humiliate me for needing this to be appealing to men again.