I got Diamond in time for the bonus. It wasn't a big deal

Apparently I only needed the 75% AR and the 4% CR requirement was a ruse or a glitch (i.e. it's the "long" Diamond status requirement).

- Thank you to the many helpful folks (the vast majority), you honestly helped give me much needed perspective

- To the rest, I hope you run out of gas mid-ride on the highway, and may all your requests be multi-stop 🤡