I wish I had a dead dad.

Im jealous of people with dead fathers. Especially if they have a lot of loot to drop.

I love coming on here every day and talking about how I wish my dad was dead. Hopefully his prostate cancer gets worse or someone murders him next time he goes downtown lol

As soon as he dies I'm gonna sell his cars and buy myself a hellcat and start throwing huge parties at his house with lots of drugs.