My humour is about as dry as a chastised nun's cunt.

Hello, my beauties. You ever thought that life is pointless. You can save money. Just buy this new vacuum cleaner. Only 5 pound for the first purchase. Followed by 500 a month and then a few more. Plus VAT not included. No responsibility. Can pay it back anytime. On a side note. I've been wondering what the opposite of purple is. I think there is or are fuck off conjugations. I think everyone or person has their own view.