What is the weirdest hookup/sex you've had?

I hooked up with a lady on tinder. She went to the bathroom and came back crawling, wearing a diaper, with a pacifier in her mouth and saying "I want daddy". I said wtf?? But because she was so hot, I said to myself "screw it, I'll do it". Then when I was taking her missionary, she kept making silly faces while sucking on the pacifier which killed my erection. I got up and left.

Another nurse I met, she went down on me and kept sucking without stopping for a long time (while I was in the mood for full sex). She resisted several times I tried to pull her up. One last time I tried and she said "if you stop me one more time, I will bite it off".