Electric picks event

Pinned

Hi all! I’m home! The event had about 20-25 people total at it including my friend and me. People arrived staggered and we left an hour early so more may have come but it was a pretty intimate affair so I spent a decent amount of time talking to laura and Marky. She actually spent a lot of time talking to everyone and she talks A LOT. Once you ask her a question she doesn’t stop talking. Marky threw a few lines in here and there but was mostly her puppet, as expected. She has definitely lost a ton of weight and small boobs really suit her. She’s pretty tiny up top at this point. Honestly, she looked good. (Sorry!) her hair didn’t look freshly washed but it didn’t look super dirty either. She was wearing perfume even though she claims to lead a toxin free lifestyle so I can’t tell you if she was truly clean or not lol. Her skin is much worse in person so she definitely filters her stories. She had on a ton of make up. It was caked on. Marky looks better in person than he does on stories. I always feel like he looks so old and haggard in her stories but he didn’t look that way tonight.My friend was about an inch taller than Marky and she’s 5’4ish and her shoe had a small heel so we figured out he’s about the same height as her so we will put him at 5’5 to be generous. Laura had heels on and was still slightly shorter than him. The event itself was so cheaply done. There were hardly any decorations, the lighting was so bright, and it was basically just an office space. The donuts were disgusting lol. My friend and I both took a bite and threw them away. There weren’t even plates lol. The flower bar was fake flowers except the roses and they had a ton of thorns lol. Laura and Marky didn’t walk around but people were approaching them the whole time. Like I said, they spent a lot of time talking to each person. At one point Marky did walk away and talked to the electric picks girl for a bit, but aside from that they were together at the front of the room. Laura actually makes creepy amounts of eye contact and stared into my eyeballs the entire time we spoke, it was uncomfortable lol. She said “expeshially” 4 times and it took everything in me not to correct her. I asked her about her tanning lotion line lol they basically said it’s on pause because they didn’t realize there were so many chemicals in tanner (not sure what they thought was in it lol) so they’re having a hard time finding a clean formula they’re comfortable marketing but it’s still a dream of theirs. I asked about the renovations…still haven’t started yet, something about needing the plans about where load bearing walls are idk I kinda zoned out because she was rambling. I asked about zeppelin and the mass on his heart and she confirmed it is cancer and also Hendrix has a cancerous mass on his lung. I asked her about her clean lifestyle and she said she cut out all alcohol gluten and a bunch of other stuff at the recommendation of her holistic doctor - basically the same thing she says in stories. I asked her what their long term plan for the farm is and they said they don’t have one it’s just a collection lol so weird. They plan to stay in that home long term.. I asked about the RV and why they never use it. She said her parents and Markys dad have been using it but they plan to use it to go to Tennessee to see family soon. It’s currently with her parents in Idaho lol. She asked me a couple questions about myself but mostly just talked about herself. Once I walked away I spent some time eavesdropping. She got cornered by these pathetic wannabe influencers for a while and they were asking her for advice. The most interesting thing I heard was that she was with trend for 2 years when she needed help being managed but then realized with all she was paying trend she could just hire her own people so she dropped them. She said Marky is still friends with Ted but didn’t mention anything about being friends with Dede and them. I think it was BS. Gonna post some pics below and will be available to answer any questions lol.

Posted Nov 2, 2023, 1:14 AM UTC

165204
Loading comments…