Why Can't This Game Let Me Have Fun?

All this fucking monotonous dodging is so boring when you know the boss has inflated HP and has a second form after that HP. Like any non-virgin non-dork would look at this CEL 240 fight and groan at the artificial difficulty. You know FromSoft's lame bullshit always has to have a second form if you were having too much fun and was surprised at the fair difficulty for once. Nope, no better way to implement artificial difficulty than "MORE HP, ANOTHER form." And then, figure out a little puzzle on how to blast its generator without being directed like the virgin loser you are... That's all you need to know about designers that don't trust the creativity and ingenuity behind their boss designs. It's just amusing at this point.