28 [M4A] Bully me and my nerdy girlfriend for how totally superior my friend's wife is

It's official, we've done the tests. She's superior. And she knows it, my friend knows it, and they love how it tortures us. We admit their superiority. Please come and state in no uncertain terms just how much better his girl is than mine, the crueller the better

They want you to know he's a 6'4 alpha male and I'm a 5'7 autistic geek so of course our partners would reflect that. They're cooler smarter stronger more confident more sexually and socially dominant and richer. I can show two face pics. My girlfriend's best pic and the reaction photo of his wife when my girlfriend said she might do better than expected

Ps funnily enough his wife is the one with the glasses

(Also, it's just me here but if you have any special messages for anyone involved feel free to send them my way and they'll reach them)