Can we talk about the music that *isn’t* in the game?

As many of us here know, Don’t Fear The Reaper by The Blue Oyster Cult is a thematic song in this game for a wonderfully multi-layered set of reasons. But we shouldn’t forget who produced that song in the first place: Bruce Dickinson.

Now, as you may well know, a lot of people try to do Christopher Walken impressions, but Bruce is hands-down the best ever at that, even while dealing with a fever, on Live television no less on a Saturday Night. Which leads us to the crux of this shitpost.

Bruce Dickinson was, then wasn’t, then triumphantly was again, and currently still is the lead singer for Iron Maiden. Iron Maiden has a fairly famous song called Die With Your Boots On, which is about some guys who didn’t take very good care of their horses or something like that. Selene wears boots and dies a lot right? She even crashed her spaceship which is sort of like an interstellar horse. Bam. Easy DLC. Maybe a whole sequel where that’s the next song that >!comes on the radio while the car is underwater<!

I could go on for several more paragraphs but I like you people too much to subject you to it.