If this turns out to be accurate, I think I'll go as mad as Patchface
Posted Nov 6, 2023, 10:52 PM UTC
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The Titan of Bravos will wake up, swim to Old town and use the Hightower as a giant bong to boost his power to beat the living shit out of Euron-Cthulu 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
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I think Euron Tosomething
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Mad? I was mad once, they put me in a room, a straw room with the rat cook, and rats make me mad.
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I could believe it. That would explain why George set up 30 foot tall incarnations of the Warrior as a thing in F&B.
Although, personally I think oily black stones are high temperature superconductors left over from a crashed ecological engineering seed ship's grav drive and Leyton is going to activate the giant magnet hidden in Hightower to cause the entire city to start levitating safely out of reach of Euron's ships.
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Why would you think he’s a stoner pirate? Like without getting into the theory videos, he clearly is meant to be way more than that
Or maybe... he's a stoner pirate?
Virgin Delusional Stoner Pirate vs. Chad Sam the Slayer using a Magic Crossbow [Explicit]
I figured I'd massively oversimplify that description to contrast the theories, because Euron defies description.
Also, I figured that the use of 'this' in the title could refer to each individually or just the first, keep it a smidge ambiguous.