https://soundgasm.net/u/LurkyDip/Walking-With-Dinosaurs [24:17]

https://whyp.it/tracks/135960/walking-with-dinosaurs

Script by u/KingGodzilla_54

Can eat this... Can't eat that... Oh, definitely CAN eat this- Huh?

HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

You don't smell like another dinosaur. So I guess that means you're a human. Huh...

I've never talked to a lot of humans before. You look kinda... tasty, though. Like a snack.

Don't worry, pipsqueak. I won't really eat you. I just want to pick on you a little.

Hmm... Calm down, I'm just getting to know you. Humans get so worked up about everything... But you do taste pretty good...

Yeah... You're kinda... Nice to lick. I could get used to this taste.

Ok! I've decided! You're going to take me to your house! And you'd better not say no, human!

Lead the way, human.

xxx

To avoid extinction, dinosaurs had to evolve certain human-like features. Most dinosaurs nowadays lead a peaceful coexistence with humans, but some still retain the primal instincts of their ancestors...

You, dear listener, are just a guy on his way home from work, when the sounds of something big and angry draw your attention. In the alley you're passing, a massive T-Rex girl (guess who?) is looking for something to eat in the trash can, growing more and more frustrated. I catch a glimpse of you staring at me, then switch into predator mode, eyeing you like a tasty morsel. There is already a significant height difference so you find the experience quite intimidating. Who knows what will happen when a dino and a human spend some time together...

I fell in love with this script when I first read it but it took forever to figure out the character's voice and how to make the action clear. The description in the script offer was just as charming as the script:

u/KingGodzilla_54: I noticed a severe lack of dinosaurs on this Subreddit. This script is largely inspired by Churio from the comedy-romance manga, T-REX na Kanojo, or My Girlfriend is a T-Rex. Churio is a delight of a character; tough, kinda dumb, and unintentionally cute. Not to mention she walks around with no clothes almost all the time. Think a giant subby Tsundere that's a dinosaur from the waist down. Basically, she acts tough, but she's actually a big pushover.

What a great time to be alive and help rectify this woeful lack of Jurassic-era audios on gwa (or late-Cretaceous-period audios for the pedants out there). This is very silly but hopefully a fun listen. The 19 SFX and 3 music files are from Epidemic Sound :) ^(Voice only file here.) I really really hope you enjoy it!

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