Mormon missionary getting his very own planet
Posted Nov 14, 2023, 8:06 PM UTC
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God I love what AI can held us visualize!
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The fact that it fairly accurately generated Earth is actually extremely impressive. AI is getting better by the day.
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They gave him Earth!
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Worlds without number yet he got earth.
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The first of many, better get to producing spirit children.
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You’re going to need celestial viagra to produce all those spirit babies! 🤣
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You need to be walking around in the celestial kingdom like the Egyptian god “Min” (who Joseph Smith identified as Heavenly Father in the papyrus).
Do an image search on Min. 🤣
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Dang, Min is definitely thinking celestial
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I don't think the AI will let me render that one.
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It's all just quantum fields and information... Can't we just copy/paste, or use RNG (RNGesus?) to generate new spirit children?
I don't fancy spending eternity WooHoo-ing. Things would start chaffing right quick!
Isn't there a place in the kingdoms for a guy who just wants to spend the afterlife in his wife's company, play video games with the angels, grill some heavenly steaks, and invite his deqd friends and Jesus over to his home-cloud to have a party and partake of his perfected home brew?
Why does it have to be endlessly boning your spiritual wives or your Hur Al-Ayn or whatever? I don't think they would fancy being breeding factories either.
So up in the night.
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Every Elder after winning a Bible bash
I served in a "Bible belt" mission. If you've never had a Bible bash then be thankful 😂 It's a fucking waste of time. It's like two brick walls having an argument.
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I had some with JWs during my mission. At some point I realized that nobody could possibly win because both sides had read the whole Bible, and while the person in front of me may not know their church's "correct" response, someone does, and they were never alone. They could say the same about us.
Eventually it was almost like a sport, or like jousting. I recall going to this other companionship's apartment one evening and they had a JW over and this one elder was going at it hard with this one JW, while that elder's companion seemed bored (or perhaps out of his league) and the JW's companion was similarly uninvolved. Things got heated and I stepped in as referee. I tried to be fair to both sides. Nobody was getting converted, of course, in either direction, but when you're stuck out there representing the Lord (or Jehovah) and nobody else wants to even hear it, I guess duking it out with someone else who at least is willing to engage can be entertaining.
I actually became quasi-friends with a particular JW in this one city. I'd bashed with him once, then had some other conversations, and one day I pointed out to him that almost nobody else in that city knew what it was like to be doing what he does but me and my companion, and likewise almost nobody else in that city knew what it was like to be us better than him, so even if we're on different sides, we're kind of like comrades. He liked that. We smiled and waved and chatted a few times after that until I got transferred.
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Now so many of the em are back tracking on this. Wish they wouldn’t change their doctrine so much.
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It makes it easier when a righteous family member tries to guilt me or taunt me into coming back with "you're going to lose out on...." what exactly? Can you actually explain to me what I'm missing out on nowadays? I mean, what does the church actually still believe anymore?
When I was young and faithful it was that we would become Gods. And not with our own planet - with our own universe.
Nowadays? "I don't know that we teach that..."
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I mean, what does the church actually still believe anymore?
As far as I can tell, the only thing left that's unambiguous is... authoritarian political power in the gods' regime ("rule and reign," "kings and queens", etc.).
Not sure a good (or even merely smart) person would actually want that.
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They deny getting 1 planet without adding context that they actually get millions of planets an entire universe.
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1, cut a hole in a box 2, put your junk in that box 3..
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I come from a long line of momos dating back to the hand cart days. I can hardly picture anything less efficient, or more entertaining, than a typical momo dude trying to run his own planet.
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Wow and his name tag is reformed Egyptian
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Is it?
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You can tell by his fairness that he reads scriptures and prays
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I used to work with a guy who looked almost exactly like this
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Howdy Doody meets The Archies???
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Wasn't in a seminary building by any chance? One of my high school seminary teachers looked exactly like this but older.
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No, but this also looks like a seminary teacher I had in high school. In the minuscule chance we're talking about the same person. Is his last name Hjorth?
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I don't think so, the guy I knew had some super generic american last name I think
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Better get screwing god
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I keep wondering, what is that missionary standing on?
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It’s just planets, all the way down
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He can’t get a planet without at least 2 wives right?
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Jim Carey playing a Mormon missionary
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Never mormon here forgot mormons believe this. Can’t seem those cute mormon missionaties guy I occasionally see on the street the same again lol
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As far as I understood, you get the opportunity together with your spirit children to create an earth. You don't get one ready made.
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This is totally false where are all the virgin wives that were also promised?
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So hypothetically, when we get our own planet can we do whatever we want, like do we get make lizard people? Do we get to make our said lizard people fight each other?
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Just cut up his face a little and he'll look like a Deadite.
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That’s what they TOLD us we’d get!! Just endure to the end and you’d have worlds without number.
(Looks just like so many real life elders, too🤣)
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