Chatting with me

Hey folks, I wanted to use this post to communicate a handful of things with you all that I felt needed to be talked about directly. Some frustrating things, and also some (hopefully)good things.

Let's start with the shitty thing first. I've had multiple people tell me that someone posing as me with my "secret alt account" has been messaging you fine folks and trying to illicit nudes/sexting. Firstly, I'm sorry people are so shit. Secondly, I'd never ask you for nudes, so even if it's coming from this account, just know this account is hacked and you still shouldn't send them. I know when you comment on my posts you often get inundated with messages from, mostly men, looking to chat with you, which is awful, but I feel like this is a substantially larger step in the shitty direction. So I want to make something perfectly clear. This account, AudileDebauchery, *IS* my secret alt account. I'd never communicate with anyone with anything other than this account. Please don't get taken advantage of.

Now the less shitty thing. I've had a few people ask to chat, and I've decided to make a new Snap account so that I can chat with people on there. Feeling lonely? Me too. Let's chat, I'd love to. I'd like to think I'm a decent conversationalist and some of my best moments from this year and last have been with learning and building a relationship with you fine folks. A few things to keep in mind:

1. For the love of god if you are under 18, do not talk to me. Not even for math homework help. It's weird, and the context of our meeting means I will not interact with you. If I think at all that you may be under 18, I will likely just block you. If you REALLY want to talk to me, then I will likely make you prove you are over 18.
2. Have low expectations. I'm busy. I have kids, a job, and a multitude of adult things that take my time. My responses may be random, infrequent, and nonsensical.
3. I am single, but that does not mean I want to meet up with you for a random hookup. No shame, but not for me.
4. I won't send you any photos or personally identifiable information. I will occasionally post stuff on snap stories, but I'm very careful with what I put on there. If you want to send me photos/videos that's fine, I'd like to put a face to the person I'm talking with. However, if you are planning on sending me something like a sexy photo, please talk to me and clear it with me first, so I can do my best to tell you what a terrible idea it is to send stuff like that to an anonymous middle-aged man.
5. The fastest way to get me to stop talking to you is to lie to me, ESPECIALLY if you use other peoples identities as your own. It's creepy, it's weird, and it's so counterproductive. I'm not on here to hookup with instagram models, I promise your hotness has no bearing on whether or not I will communicate with you, but lying to me ABSOLUTELY WILL. I had my guard down when I first started making audios, and I won't let that happen again.
6. Us talking does not mean you own me, it does not mean we are in a relationship, it does not mean you get to shit talk other listeners, and while I can't stop you, don't fucking downvote everyone else's comments(Seriously this happens all the time and why are people such jerks?)
7. If you are going to trama dump on me, give me a warning. I may not be in the right mental state for it, and some of the things people have dumped on me have really affected my mental health and caused me to lose all faith in humanity. I'm sorry you've been through some shit times, so have I, but that doesn't mean I want you to unload on me, I'm not a therapist.

Is anyone still here? The above makes me sound like a dick so hopefully it will weed out the riff raff. Still want to chat? Great. DM me for my snapchat handle.