ITS THANKSGIVING GAME DAY!

Analysis

Today we find out -

Can the Packers overcome their injuries?

Could the Lions play as bad as they did last week against the Bears?

How many sides can fit on a single plate?

Will the Packers win today because of the moon?

Who the heck will step up at TB and TE?

How many Brandy old fashioneds will it take before uncle Paul gets political?

Posted Nov 23, 2023, 12:37 PM UTC

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Burgtastic•

In waxing gibbous we trust!

78
juicyjrop•

Gibbous >> Gibbs

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itoocouldbeanyone•

I swear. If we win, I might throw all my savings and start up a 'Gibbous Racing' team.

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Burgtastic•

If we win this becomes a waxing gibbous sub

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Weasel_Spice:GB:•
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NickTheWhirlwind:69:•

The sides to plate ratio depends on how good you are at stacking things

25
Kevlyle6•

Yes when you run out of horizontal space, go up. Build a strong foundation to stack confidently.

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bjsemOP•

Meat or stuffing as the foundation?

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Kevlyle6•

Mashed potatoes. If you use less butter ( I know counterintuitive) in the center and support the corners with sweet potato results will surprise most eaters. Data is showing cranberry jelly is best used with stuffing for more support in unconventional positions. You mix it together before use like concrete.

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Ticklemykelmo•

I hope there’s a thanksgiving miracle…

I suspect, however, that 30 years of trauma is going to be unleashed today.

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bjsemOP•

Angry cats

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chestersfriend•

What bothers me is after decades of domination by GB, Detroit will beat their chest like Ali shouting "We are the greatest" .... Bears do the same .. it's really sad

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Ticklemykelmo•

To be fair, we do the same shit. 2 trophies since 96 and a lot of GB fans act like the best franchise in history. Fandom is inherently unreasonable.

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rpchristian•

Green Bay is the best team in history, knucklehead.

13 World Championships baby...the only NFL team to 3 peat....twice!

Facts.

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onbiver9871:ShareHolderL::ShareHolderR:•

Me too lol; this has little to do with the Packers. The Lions are the main characters today and I almost wish it was any other team in the league playing them.

Here’s to hoping this is another rock in their broken road that leads them straight to success anytime after today lolol…

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Ticklemykelmo•

Man, fuck our takes…

Happily loud wrong

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onbiver9871:ShareHolderL::ShareHolderR:•

Amen to that lol. Also very happily wrong, and thankful 🦃 for it

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Ticklemykelmo•

Prost!

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LukasYaaj:GB:•

Win, lose or draw... I'll be happy as long as the team is consistently improving.

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bjsemOP•

True, it was never a SB or bust season

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Chidoba•

If only everyone agreed on the definition of improving

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Jeklars69:GB:•

Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Packers fans!!! I’m thankful for all of you! GPG!

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BaltimoreBadger23:GB:•
  1. No, because we aren't that good even fully healthy

  2. Entirely possible, they are, after all, The Lions.

  3. Just take a second plate!

  4. Does the moon have an effect on games in dimes?

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Crambo189•

Showing a lot of confidence in Uncle Paul. I had the over/ under at 4½ because really he's always that unconfirmed but he likes to blame the sauce.

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BaltimoreBadger23:GB:•

You are viewing it the wrong way. Uncle Paul has built up his tolerance this past year. He's a raging alcoholic.

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bjsemOP•

Clearly, we are related

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Xpqp•

I'd have more confidence this week if the Lions hadn't lain an egg last week. They'll be much more focused this week. And the short week means they won't really have time to screw around.

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chestersfriend•

You can hear their coaches "The Bears! .. you almost lost to the Bears! .. whats next? You going to let GB come into our house and embarrass us on national TV?"

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petarisawesomeo:10:•

Moon power activate! The tides are turning!

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nicolitheman:GB:•

You made me laugh cause I’m on my second old fashioned 🤣

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bjsemOP•

Paul?

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sonnytai•

Let's goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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win or lose, I'm happy for Packers on Thanksgiving.

Also for a fat bowl, duck breast, german custard pie, and potatoes.

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First_Level_Ranger:RetroLogo:•

For this Packers Thanksgiving, I'm thankful:

  • For nearly three decades of uninterrupted Hall-of-Fame-caliber QBs playing for my team
  • That the Packers had a plan for life after Rodgers
  • That my team isn't owned by a soulless billionaire
  • For young WRs and TEs that are growing and learning and kicking ass every week
  • For Aaron Jones, a skilled player and admirable man
  • For a great front 7 on defense, regardless of whether the defensive coaching staff puts them in a position to succeed
  • For a classic outdoor stadium where we can enjoy beautiful fall football weather instead of a sterile, corporate domed experience
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Far-Drawer5527•

I love that last one

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Tragicbadger•

All the pressure is on the Lions today, no-one expects us to win. Especially with our injuries. In a sense it doesn't really matter if we lose, it's already factored in. With that in mind, I hope we don't play too conservative. Chuck some balls up and let the rookies make some plays. I wanna see what Kraft can do after his near TD last week. I just don't want to see us lose playing boring.

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WaldoDeefendorf•

Like the Chargers game. Let Love turn it loose. Dillon, Taylor and the line will need to play decent in the run game, as I expect Detroit will be focused on stopping the pass.

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WereMadeOfStars:GB:•

Reality wise, after the game the predominant chatter will be back on draft pick position instead of playoffs. The game wasn’t remotely close at Lambeau and the Pack have many more injuries to starters.

Happy Thanksgiving though! Go Pack Go!

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SnooHedgehogs353•

LETS GO!!! This is good start to the game!

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bjsemOP•

About as good as it could be

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TestyStew:GB:•

Happy Thanksgiving from Los Angeles!!!! Time to serve up some roast Lions!

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mikey6theking•

Say a prayer 🙏🏻 in Love we trust.

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rocketpianoman•

I posted it last week and I'll post it again. If it's a close game and Love throws an interception in the final seconds to Watson in double coverage; I'm drunk before noon!

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bjsemOP•

But if it was a last second TD for the win, wouldn't you get drunk anyway?

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Tragicbadger•

This is the Packers way.

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gandaalf•

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! GO PACK GO!!!

Watching the Packers on Thanksgiving day is one of my favorite memories. Glad we're back

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IamNICE124:18:•

I’m at Ford Field.

Where my dogs at!?!?

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bjsemOP•

How many Packers fans?

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IamNICE124:18:•

Good showing, but not our best.

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