Damn this place is empty

Used to frequent the sub, I’m a butthole chart vet so I was there for the whole downward spiral. But fuck there’s no one here.

I guess everyone’s moved on to good music like Imagine Dragons or Fall Out Boy. Can’t say I blame them, I mean just compare Smoke + Mirrors to A Moon Shaped Pool which came out two years later. Radiohead has clearly stolen anything they can find from my sweetie pie Dan Reynolds and they won’t stop.

Not until they see my cold fucking corpse. They want me dead I can tell. Why else would they be Thomming they Yorkes like that? Thom gyrates his hips and I lose a little bit of my life. He wails and moans unintelligibly on stage and I take psychic damage like he’s a fucking banshee.

The only things that soothe my soul are the dulcet tones of Dan Reynolds and Patrick Stump. So that begs the question, what the fuck are the five of you left even doing here still? Just listen to good shit, Thom Yorke is in jail for not paying his telly license anyways so it’s not like you’re getting new garbage music any time soon.

And haters, back off. I wrote the Fitter Happier sex parody, I’m kind of a big deal around here.