Sexual reproduction is a goddamn failure and you need to admit it.

Stuff like this (everything awooga material) has made me develop a mindset where if I see anything horny-like, I just get pure Fucking ANGER. "All Hordyposters must torn apart in the most painful way possible."

Show me a "meme" (I hate the word so much) where the whole punchline is "hehe 🅱️orno and Horny!!" My mind gets filled with HATRED. ""I want your face torn apart with a rake!!!""

"Yeah can I have uhh br**st milk I mean uhh b-milk I mea-" uh oh! Failed abortion on the loose! Failed abortion alert! Failed abortion alert!

I no longer see pride in s*xual reproduction due to how damn flawed it is. "I want to grab me wee-wee and PULL till BLOOD starts to come out the sides!!!"

"Mitosis was better!" God said that, or was it Jesus? Are they the same person... All I know the tiny itty-bitty cells that make up our body were right all along.

"That's what sigma eternal doomguy is for" yeah that fuckin bitch yeah frick that eternal guy too, you couldn't pump crap with your stupid ass """malicious intent""" even if it was your tumor (referring to the wee-wee but how do I tell?) "doomguys was better in the 1993's anyways love 1993 doomguy!!!" - guy who loves 1993 doomguy (trustworthy) (I think 1993 doomguy would woop modern one because it's funny.)

And yeah I'm referring "it" as a tumor. What other use does it have besides FIDDLING CHILDREN AND ANIMALS "fucking disgusting guys" - reason if it was a person ""I've never been happier to be a virgin"" - some guy idk (may or may not be wrong tho)

Also "stroking it" (sounds like murder [highly subjective]) is a big waste of time. The fuck are you doing sitting there flicking the tumor just for a mess and that's it? You could be curing cancer (high risk of death but do it please, you might win.), dating a gf/bf (all addicts are lonely and will die lonely), or... Just freakin plunder a cargo ship like pirates of Caribbean just anything better than bastermaiting, PLEASE.

"You all failed" - captain crazy (y'all fucked up now)