Disney should make a live action R-rated Captain Hook movie
Kinda like what they did with Cruella de Vil. It could be about veteran/mercenary who goes after a sex trafficker who’s kidnapping the children of wealthy people. Get a Clint Eastwood/Billy Bob Thornton type to play Hook. You know how many people would wanna go see an action movie that’s just a power/revenge fantasy for Qanon types? I’m talking butts in the seats. Give him an arm like the girl with the gun leg in grindhouse. Boom billlion dollar summer blockbuster right there. Guys showing up to theaters all jack sparrowed out. Give the Johnny Depp fangirls a reason to be excited for their date. Have Hook pull a Harrison Ford and say something like “get off my ship” to Peter before he keelhauls him.
Posted Jan 7, 2024, 7:02 AM UTC