I’m so sorry for the rants but I’ve been absolutely face fucked today by this game 

THIS IS HOW THIS GAME STARTED OFF, THIS WAS A GOAL KICK COME ON EA SORT YOUR FUCKING SHIT OUT 
And no that’s not the opposition scoring, that’s my Matthaius coming to clear it, I have never held X so hard and pointed the stick so far right in my life, does he clear it? Nah he decided to tap it in 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

But not, I was up 3-1 and thought I’ll forgive ea for this glitch it’s all good 
Ask me now, did I win this game? 

Did I absolutely fuck. 
I lost 5-4 with 10 men 
Every time I scored this fucking prick kick off glitched me cutting in from the bi line 
But that was one 2 goals, wanna know the other 2 goals I couldn’t believe? Virgil fucking van fucking dick, is apparently prime Ronaldo because he scored NOT ONE BUT TWO bicycle kicks, the last one was in the 92ND FUCKING MINUTE TO WIN THE GAME 

I am ashamed to say that’s the first Xbox controller I’ve ever smashed 
I just can’t believe after absolutely dominating this guy the only thing he can produce is sweaty kick off goals and some how two insane corner goals from a fucking gold defender 

Rant over I’m done with this game for today that’s too much 

I myself turned into prime Wroteshaw but thankfully I have spare controllers 🫠

WHAT A FUCK OF A DAY FOR ME ON EAFC