Gonna get laid againnnn

So fucking excited. Was in a dead vanilla bedroom with poor hygiene.

Got single, my friends forced me to text an old FWB the day after the breakup and he immediately said yes.

Seeing him tomorrow. I’m gonna fucking shave, already polished my nails, eyebrows, waxed my fucking stache, bought lingerie.

Gonna buy alcohol and edibles too. Gotta spice it up a lil’ bit y’know?

Our nights used to be so fucking wild. He’s a fucking monster and looks at me like he’s possessed by the devil, fucking smirks at me as I can’t stop shaking my legs and feel nothing else but agony.

I’m ready to be humbled. And I deserve it. (Also the happiness and excitement)