I know who are next opponents and the scores are…

If this is our season and everything is coming together for it to be the season, I know exactly who our next opponents are:

We first had to beat Stafford and shake off the ghost of “close but no cigar”. That means our next opponent will 100% be…

Matt Patricia and the Eagles. We need to defeat our old coach and release us from all the terrible management of the past. We dominate this game, 34-17. What’s next? Isn’t it obvious? In the NFC Championship we will face…

The Green Bay Packers. Our nemesis. The thorn in our side. Our first game where we have to come from behind and take the lead in the 4th. We win 27-24. What better way to have the perfect season then to defeat our rivals in the north to go on to the Super Bowl and face…

The Baltimore Ravens. Revenge game for our earlier loss. Lions win their first Championship. 42-31. Goff is MVP. Everyone cries.

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