What are all the ways to impress a woman without getting banned?

Things I have tried:

• showing off the pile of piss jugs in my room

• demonstrating how to cum in a sock

• bragging about how many good boy points I have (mommy awards me good boy points that I can exchange for dew and nuggies)

• cum pics. You'd be surprised how many women don't like these even if you jizz all the cum out in the shape of a heart.

Actually that's about the extent of my marketable skills. Why are women so picky?