[Extensive Earplay = The Hottest Thing Ever] [Enemies To Lovers] [Fantasy] [Argument] [Glucks] [Kissing] [Threesome] [Blowjob] [Cunnilingus] [Cum Eating] [Calling You 'Fuckface'] [No 'Daddy'] [Absurd] [Humor] [Comedy] [4 Listener Orgasms]

Starring u/Alea_iacta_est_irA as the Real Elf (the Hot Kind) who is very good at eating pussy

Script and audio editing by u/PnyxWasHere

https://soundgasm.net/u/LurkyDip/An-Elf-Girl-And-A-Forest-Nymph-Fight-For-Your-Cum [43:52]

https://whyp.it/tracks/153853/an-elf-girl-and-a-forest-nymph-fight-for-your-cum

NYMPH: Fuck off, bitch!

ELF: Why don’t you fuck off?!

NYMPH: ’Cause I don’t fucking have to!

ELF: Well neither do I, bitch!

NYMPH: Then don’t tell me to fuck off!

ELF: You told me to fuck off first!

NYMPH: ’Cause you fucking deserved it!

ELF: What the fuck did I do?!

NYMPH: You’re in my fucking face!

ELF: Well you’re standing in my fucking spot!

NYMPH: Your spot?!

ELF: Yeah!

NYMPH : Does it have your fucking name on it?!

xxx

You, dear listener, break up a fight between two mythological forest sluts by cumming down our throats and fucking us until the end of time.

Dark or light, u/Alea_iacta_est_irA and I always have fun when we record. But rarely do we have THIS MUCH fun. The chance to perform a combination of brilliant absurdist humour with vividly drawn, cute-as-fuck characters, a glucking contest, and then our favourite – incredibly hot and extensive girl-on-girl action where we absolutely delight in making each other cum and gasp and giggle – doesn't happen very often. u/PnyxWasHere is unparalleled at bringing together a dash of absurdity and lots of smiles with serious facefucking and multiple listener orgasms but in this brilliant script we also get the most extensive earplay I have ever encountered, which makes this officially The Hottest Thing Ever. He was also lovely enough to do a fantastic editing job using SFX from Freesound (CC0) and Zapsplat. There are more collabs with Alea here and more audios from Pnyx scripts here. I really hope you enjoy this one, it is pretty special!

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