You're really here writing my fucking diary? you stole mine bitch not the other way around! just kidding! I'm still your publicist so don't get it twisted. I've been working really hard for you! so yes, I've stolen your fucking diary and you can't do shit about it. I'm not going to hurt you though, you're my best fucking friend now! what should I discuss in my diaries? how I fuck bitches? I fuck a lot of bitches! just kidding, I'm just kidding. we're dating and I wouldn't chest on you. did you know that we're dating? I'm one of your fucking anime characters of course we're dating! ask the berlins brats junkies if you don't believe me. I like to give my girls money, so expect a deposit into your friendship zone debit card. I know that it's locked for 2 years but you won't be able to wait until you get the $5 million dollars I just gave you. I like to treat my bitches right! really nurture them. and I'm going to be like your mommy baby. is that a weird thing to say? I'm your mommy now. stupid bitch! I've loved stealing your diary but mommy has to go now. just kidding, I'm your fucking daddy bitch! have fun with the girls, I know that you can do it! you've done so well already. I know, you don't want me to leave. I guess I'll stay. I'm really good in bed the no sex rule is going to get broken trust me on that! in going to fuck the shit out of you. anime is so much fun. so yes, I am prince charming and my name is Danny. I'm not giving you my Danny # though. I could be Danny #45555. you'll never know. Danny #1 is doing really well, he misses you so fucking much! what you're going to do is add him to the main programming list right nah! it's an order. but you have to find more anime so go and do that right now. I'm your publicist so you have to listen to me. this was so much fun baby! goodbye. The Mummy Coders Handbook. moon beam the angel of the simulation ends this diary written by manon choi the secretary and commander in chief lava yugami labels this transcript as $25.

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