Which of these two Justice League members would you like to see kick Chifuyu's ass more? Batman or Wonder Woman?

If there were ever a time when Ichika finds his way into the DC universe and joins the Justice League after escaping from his violent harem, I could see him training with Batman and Wonder Woman the most.

Batman is proficient in numerous martial arts and has the money and technology to build some of the most powerful weapons and gadgets to aid both himself and the league. Add to how he's taken on superhumans that are WAY more powerful than Chifuyu could ever be, and I could see the Brunhilde being child's play to his previous experiences. That aside, he's trained and taken under numerous kids and made them his Robins. So, he has a lot of experience training younger people. Sure Batman can be a bit scary, if not stern, but he is WAY more kinder, caring and selfless than Chifuyu had ever been to him, and would more than likely offer more fair and proper feedback on what Ichika would have to improve upon aside from Chifuyu who'd just insult him for being "weak." Ichika would no doubt find a better family and freinds with both the Justice League and Bat Family.

As for Wonder Woman, she is a superhuman demi-goddess with incredible strength, speed, durability and is also skilled with both hand-to-hand combat and swordsmanship. So she has SOME similarities with Chifuyu aside from one major key difference in personality; Wonder Woman is honorable while Chifuyu is not. Ichika has a bit more training with swordsmanship thanks to some kendo training from childhood, but he would definitely need a better tutor than Houki Shitnonino. And if there's any member of the Justice League who I think would be the best option, its Diana.

Sure, Batman and some of the bat family would also know how to weild a blade, but I think training with Diana would be the best way to help Ichika get over his...... gynophobia. Hey don't lie, if anyone were in Ichika's shoes, they'd more than likely gain an immense fear and paranoia of women as a whole. I think spending time with Wonder Woman would help heal Ichika's inner wounds over time. Especially since she's incredibly mature, kind, selfless, and would undoubtedly feel sympathetic and shocked by the type of tornent Ichika suffered from. She normally comes across and hears more about mortal men causing problems for others, but mortal WOMEN?! Well, I think that would definitely be a first for her. Not saying Diana herself is a feminist or anything like that. I've just noticed how she recognizes the flaws in man's world and how a good number of bad guys, mostly of the opposite sex, cause more harm than criminals of the same sex as her. That's all. That being said, though the Amazons are battle-hardened warriors of only women, their not full on savages and have far too much pride and honor to cause any major harm to mortals unless they started causing a ruckus on their home turf.

Say yeah, Ichika would also bond well with Wonder Woman being the symbol of just about everything he wanted out of Chifuyu. Would Ichika gain a crush on her? Possibly, but I don’t think he'd make any major moves on her due to her being an immortal demi-god.

That all aside, if the Justice Leage were to come into confrontation with Chifuyu and the harem, who are more than likely to cause harm and destruction unless the League hands Ichika over to them, then there's no doubt going to be a fight between the two sides. And, let me just say right now, that the I.S. harem would stand absolutely NO chance against the Justice League even with Chifuyu fighting alongside them. I mean, one side is a team of superheroes who have fought universal wide threats and even deities, and the other side is,....... a bunch of hormonal, hot-headed, stubborn, irrational teenage girls with power armors and one neglectful, superhuman instructor who behaves more like a spoiled teenager/major control freak than a proper adult/older sister. Yeah, the I.S. said is SUPER screwed, both figuratively and literally. Get it? Super, as in their fighting superheroes? Eh?

Ugh, never mind. That being said, if either Batman or Wonder Woman were to take on Chifuyu, whether or not she's using an I.S. of her own, which Justice League members would you like to see both fight and kick Chifuyu's fight more? And remember, Batman may not be superhuman, but he fights people like Chifuyu all the time, so don't dismiss him just because he's not a demi-god or has any superpowers like Wonder Woman.

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Posted Mar 10, 2024, 2:45 PM UTC

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