r/ToasterRights•13 yr. agofriedpantsMy almost 5 y/o toaster making some toast. His favourite thing to do in mornings.Posted Apr 1, 2013, 1:05 AM UTC1733ShareSave
What the hell, man? When was the last time you bathed him?
Since when does a perfectly healthy toaster need the help of a human to take a bath. If he wishes to take a bath he can do it himself. he doesn't need to be washed by humans as if he's their pet.
A toaster bathes precisely when he means to...