Most Obnoxious Guitar Store Encounters

Yesterday, I encountered one of the most obnoxious old guys in a music store. Was trying out some acoustics because I kinda want to buy one, and I get up to put one away and grab another, and some dildo puts his jacket on the chair I was using in the 5 seconds that I got up. I didn't say anything because I'm an adult and I'm not about to argue with some impolite boomer about whose chair is whose, and I put the guitar back and go mess around with pedals for a bit.

I come back to the acoustic room about 20 minutes later in the hopes that there was some space available and there was, but that same dildo from before is in there with the same 20 seconds of a Johnny Cash song blasting out of his phone trying to learn it in the store. It took all of my self control to not give him shit.

Anyways that's mine, let's hear yours.